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Sunday, October 14, 2012

why I wear more flats than stilettos


Stilettos lift women up a good four inches off the ground. Therefore, it is easily assumed and only logical that women in stilettos would see the world from a new, fantastic and lifting four inch perspective. 

But, how is it that whenever I wear stilettos, instead of gaining a fresh perspective, I trip and plunge four more unnecessary inches from the air? 

The moral of this rant; I wear more flats than stilettos because of my clumsy nature.

I know, it is a lame excuse. But, it is mine.